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"Tricky Jokes! We might do a revival" meeting!
[Applause]
We're doing these meetings every day,
but it's like playing baseball.
If you hit three out of ten, you're out.
You're definitely out.
You're definitely out of the play area.
I think there are jokes like, "If we did it now, we might be able to make it funny."
"At the time, we didn't do it well and we were left behind,"
"but we can't give up on this joke."
I think there are a lot of things like that.
We're planning to see if we can make it work.
It's up to you, though.
So, one or two of you,
please come up with a joke that you're not satisfied with.
I'm going to leave it up to you in the comments section.
I'm going to put it up in the comments section of today's jokes.
The one with the most "good" in it.
How about we do a "revival" of it in a Friday video?
- That's a good idea. - It's good, but it's scary.
- The reason why it's not a joke is probably... - Yeah, yeah.
- It's scary if we make it "good" so easily. - Yeah.
I don't think you're going to see it as a "joke,"
but even if you know why it's not a joke,
I think it's meaningful for this challenge.
So, without further ado, let's start the meeting that might "revival" Bosneta.
- Yes! - Yes!
There are quite a lot of stories that have been accumulated for a long time, so there are things that are nostalgic, right?
- Yeah. - Basically, it's a series of stories, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's a series of stories. - Yeah, it's a series of stories.
- Yeah, it's a series of stories. - Let me tell you one of my favorite stories.
- "Botsubotsuneta" - "Botsubotsuneta"
Just looking at what's written on it makes me think of it.
- Well, I have one "botsubotsuneta" too. - Yeah.
"When and where is a bird sleeping?"
- I'm not sure about that. - It seems like it.
Yeah, where does it come out of?
I wrote about 5 lines from the bottom.
"Turn and climb the curtain"
- What does that mean? - What does that mean?
- Don't you mean you can climb up by wrapping around the bottom of the curtain and turning yourself? - Which one?
- Didn't I say that before? - I've never heard of it.
- Don't you mean you can turn yourself against the force of the curtain? - Yeah, I've heard of it.
- If it's the floor, you can roll on your own, right? - Yeah.
- Don't you mean you can climb up the curtain just by increasing your muscle strength a little and working hard? - I've heard of it.
- That's "botsubotsuneta". - Yeah, "botsubotsuneta" is...
"Water-rich tea-type" is what it says.
- That's not a line. - It's not a line.
- There's only one person who says it. - I see "ketsutaki-ariki-sambosho".
- Wow, scary. - This is kind of stupid and I want to say it.
- I've heard of this one. - I've heard of it.
"If you eat a lot of collagen, you'll become a trampoline."
- I've heard of it. - I've heard of it.
- Are you kidding me? - You don't eat that much, do you?
- I only prepared collagen. - You said you ate it.
- I did prepare collagen. - What?
- You prepared collagen? - I did prepare collagen powder.
- I feel like you did prepare collagen. - But...
- Then it's not me. - You prepared it when you were shy, right?
- When you were shy. - We've changed since then.
- Yeah, you're right. - We've changed.
- I think we've really changed. - You know that I sell all animal medicine?
- Yes, you do! - Yes, you do!
- We had all kinds of medicine! - We had all kinds of medicine!
- But we didn't get any of it! - No, we didn't get any of it!
- We didn't get any of it! - No, we didn't get any of it!
- We only had this much of it in Thailand! - We only had this much of it in Thailand!
- That's where we're heading towards our peak! - Yeah, that's where we're heading towards our peak!
- So, shall we just talk about stupid jokes? - Sure! - Sure!
- Well, I'll start with the one you said. - Sure!
- Well, I really wanted to do this, but it didn't really get everyone's attention.
- There's six of us in the club, and we'll work hard to make a little bigger ornament.
- We'll work for about a day. - We'll work for about a day.
- You said it! - You said it! - We'll work from morning till evening.
- We'll first make something that'll make you say "Wow, this is really cool! I love it!" - Yeah.
- And then we'll explode it! - Yeah!
- It's been a while since we've done something like that. - It's been a while since we've done something like that.
- And we'll make a video about how we feel about it. - Like a human experiment? - Yeah.
- First, we want to make a big one together. - Yeah.
- I'm really looking forward to that. - Yeah.
- And, this is really a human experiment, but... - Yeah.
- Basically, you don't want to lose something this cute in an instant. - Yeah.
- So we'll do it on purpose. - Yeah.
- But while we're making it, we'll think, "We're going to destroy it now!" - Yeah.
- And work hard. - Yeah.
- I remember this one. - Yeah.
- "It's not like you can lose it in a day." - Oh!
- If it was something that took me months to make and was like the highlight of my life, I think I would have changed. - Yeah.
- When I went to the aquarium, they crushed my campfire. - I'm sorry.
- Because it was my first time doing that. - Yeah.
- I'm not good at bringing it up, but... - Yeah.
- I've never felt like that in my life. - Oh!
- I'm bringing it up because I think it's okay to do it like this, but... - Oh!
- Oh... I see... - I wish you'd shut up and do it like that.
I thought you'd be like "Uwah!" for a whole day.
Only you know about it.
- We are "Uweeeeh!" - We did it!
- "Uweeeeh!" - We were like, "It was a joke."
- That's funny. - No, it's not.
I want you to be more careful about it.
- I thought you'd be annoyed and punished for it. - That's right.
- I mean you know it, but you still do it. - What do you mean "sad"?
It's not like we want you to be sad.
How much power can you put into something you know is going to die?
And, "I knew it, but I didn't know it would turn out like this."
I wanted you to enjoy emotions that you can't put into words like "sad" or "annoyed."
It's like a delicate watercress.
- That's right. - The part you're looking for.
Isn't it like that with regular videos?
When you're making a production, and you're about to shoot a video and it turns into garbage...
- Your face turns red. - Your face turns red.
Yes, okay.
If this is what you want to see...
- Please watch it. - Yes.
- It's not just you and me. - That's right.
- You can say whatever you want. - That's right.
You don't have to argue too much.
- Shime-san, do you want to go? - Yes, I'll go.
- There are rappers, right? - Ah!
When rappers rap...
I think you all see freestyle battles a lot.
- They rap like this. - Like this, right?
- I've never seen them rap like this. - That's right.
They match their emotions.
- Their hands move in proportion to that. - I see.
That's why I have this question.
If you tie up the rapper's hands and feet...
- Wouldn't it be a rap performance? - That's right.
- I remember that. - It's not a tip.
- Ah, you're right! - That's right.
The reason why it didn't work...
If you ask a certain rapper...
- Branding-wise, it's a no-no. - That's right.
- The way they tie up their hands and feet... - It's sad!
We want to do it, but there are a lot of problems.
If we can rap, we can rap. But we can rap too much!
- We know that, so... - We don't know where it's coming from.
- Yeah, yeah. - This is a bit...
They move too much.
I've been driving a running machine.
- You make it move and it gets really strong? - It gets really strong.
- I can't stop. - I want to see it.
I want to see it. Please.
- Yes. - I wonder if it's normal.
- Ryo, will you do it? - Yes.
- It's normal. - Hey, you can say that!
- You can't say that! - You can't say that!
You can't say that in the comment section!
- It's normal. - It's normal.
This isn't like living!
- I have a project that I've never done in my life. - Yes.
- I want to knock down a tree with everyone. - It's out!
- It's out! - It's been around for a long time!
- Isn't it 4 or 5 years ago? - I don't know.
- It's been around for a few years. - No way!
- It must be hard to cut down a really big tree. - It's hard.
I think it would be amazing if we could cut it down while working hard and doing a lot of things.
- Why is it out? - I think it's possible.
- It could be dangerous. - It could be dangerous.
I don't know why you want to do it.
- Of course I want to do it. - That's right.
- That's right. - I want to cut it down with an axe.
- That's right. - I want to do it!
- First of all... - We have to cut it down like an animal.
- That's right. - If we were an animal, we'd cut it down three times.
- How bad is it? - That's right.
- If we were a tree like a marigold tree or a thin tree like a marigold tree, - Yeah.
- we wouldn't fit in this project. - That's right.
- It's really bad. - It's really bad.
- More than a hundred years old... - That's right.
- I want it this much. - That's right.
- I want it more. - The bigger, the better.
- The bigger, the better. - But with this much wood,
- we can't just leave it like that. - We can't just leave it like that.
- There's a reason for it. - There is.
- If we were to sell it like this, - That's right.
- we'd have a situation where we'd like to ask for a loan. - That's right.
- If we had that situation... - That's right.
- That's right. - That's right.
- We'd have a family right away. - That's right.
- If we sold it like that... - If we sold it like that...
- we wouldn't find a rapper or a loan shark. - We wouldn't!
- If we sell it like that, it'd be a huge change. - That's right.
- Shibayu-san said, "Tie a rapper to a big tree." - That's right!
- If you can't stand it anymore, the rapper will move and you'll smell it. - You'll smell it!
- You'll steal a rap song in the woods. - That's crazy.
- The field is a forest. - Then, isn't a big tree a weak rap song?
- Get out of my way! - Why are you doing this to me?
- You're not in high school! - You're rapping in front of a big tree.
- You're not talking in a classroom. - You're crazy.
- There are many things that are impossible in reality. - That's right.
- There are many things that are possible in reality.
- We don't know if it's a fraud or not, but... - Yes.
- I think it's still in everyone's memory. - It's still in everyone's memo.
- "Prize money 100,000 yen, Mr. Trump." - Ah...
- Ah, we took it. - We took it.
- It's not a fake fraud, it's "we took it and it didn't go away." - Ah...
- It's a bit different from what we thought and what we filmed.
- We thought "this isn't what we thought it would be like" and let it go for a bit,
- but a video that doesn't seem like it's worth it just simply lost data.
- I feel like it was pretty funny.
- There were some patterns we couldn't do all of at the time. - Yeah, we couldn't do it all.
- There weren't that many patterns. - Yeah.
- As for the video, it was a big failure competition, and the winner would get 100,000 yen in prize money.
- We would allow any kind of fraud.
- If we got caught, we couldn't do it.
- Now that I think about it, it's a bit subtle to say it was a big failure. - Yeah, that's true.
- If it was a big failure and we lost, we'd fight against anything and everything.
- If it was just "you're the strongest" and that's it...
- What I remember at the time is...
- I was controlling the radio, and the radio sent out two jokers. - Ah! I remember that so much!
- I got so mad! - The joker went "bwaahhh!" and everyone was like...
- "Bwahh!" - "There's someone like that!"
- "Try it!"
- "You can't get caught!" - "You can't get caught!"
- That was also subtle.
- It was like, "how much content should we put in?" - Yeah, it was like that.
- But I think it was like a cunning competition. - Yeah, it was like that.
- It was like that. - It was like that.
- It was like, "how will you judge this?" - Yeah, it was like that.
- There's a lot more things you can do now. - Yeah.
- It's completely different now.
- I had a question in a content meeting and I got an answer and it ended up being useless.
- Yeah. - It's like, "what's this?" - Yeah, like, "oh, I see."
- "Then that's good." - "Okay."
- "From Okazaki to where do you eat yatai ramen?"
- "Where?" - That's what they say.
- I only wanted to eat yatai ramen from Okazaki but there's not much there so I thought that I'd end up in Fukuoka.
A man and an insect said, "Oh, that's true. I'm sure it's related to radioactivity."
What?
But you shouldn't have said it now.
That's right.
But it's close.
I see.
It's close.
Recently, a restaurant in Okazaki City seems to be open.
Is that so?
Nagoya is still close, so it's okay.
So what do you think of this video?
So I thought of it without Aichi and see where it is in other prefectures.
I don't know where it is.
I feel like it's in Gifu.
I've only seen it in Fukuoka.
I've never seen it.
I don't know what it is there.
So, Shibai-san, shall we go?
Yes.
This is what I reminded Ryo-san a little while ago.
This damaged jeans.
Which animal was damaged?
What is this?
Recently, I've seen it on Twitter.
I saw it at a store.
Did you put it out on Twitter?
What is that on Twitter?
It's a product.
It's a product that scans content meetings.
When the play is being watched, you put out that content and it breaks normally.
You closed it right away, didn't you?
I think it's tough.
I think it's tough, but I think it's a revival art.
You actually go in and get pulled around.
It's getting tougher and tougher.
It's a hard-boiled movie.
I don't know where it is.
I don't know if it's a humanistic problem.
It's a lot more exciting than I thought.
It's like a monkey crawling in your crotch.
You can crawl in anything.
What's up with you, monkey?
You started talking, monkey.
Why do you talk like that?
How do you feel about being adopted here?
I don't think it's allowed.
I want it.
Well, if you look at it like that, it's like this.
Let a person who has never smoked a cigarette smoke a cigarette.
Oh!
From these two people.
That's it.
And you smoke it.
You know that, don't you?
Why don't you know that?
It's noisy.
And it's wrong and it's normal.
It's funny.
It's like you're a smoker.
You're going to be a smoker.
But I'm convinced of this.
I don't know if it's too much.
Yes.
S-shaped curve is in the textbook.
That's what Schultz said.
It's a curve from A to Z.
I've been saying that.
I've always liked it this much.
Certainly, I don't have a picture when I went to Dosimitsu.
I don't have a picture.
If it's a place where you can keep taking pictures with a drone or something like that, I think it'll be a little better.
Is Schultz out?
I like it, so I'm saying it.
It's one of the top Bosnian jokes of Dosimitsu.
No, I understand that I don't have a picture.
I just want to do it for fun.
The title is funny.
I think there will be some great discoveries along the way.
It's like a ball.
It's like a person's arm.
I don't know if it's a little worse, but...
If you fall into Yumemaru's poop three times, you win.
Yumemaru poops a lot.
If you're really pooping, you get one point.
If you have three points left, you win.
If you're really pooping, you get one point.
It's not funny at all.
Oh, no.
Again?
There's one more time.
We can't do anything about it here.
Because we are being eaten.
It's not like a game.
I guess that's what happened.
So, Dezio, do you feel like you're going to do it?
But you know what I'm saying with title delivery?
What is it?
If you only eat miso, is poop miso or shit?
It's shit!
Title delivery.
You don't have a place to say that about title delivery.
You say something funny and you're going to receive it.
That's what you're thinking.
It's not like you're going to do it or not.
You know what you're doing and you're going to get a joke.
That's a cowardly way of doing it.
It's the opposite.
That's what you're thinking about.
Don't make me feel like you're thinking about it.
I don't know if it's actually that bad.
Yeah, I know.
Can I say something?
I won't stop until I make a powerful all-the-way.
That's what you've been saying a lot lately.
I want to do it with everyone.
I don't know how powerful it is now.
I'm doing it because it's powerful.
It's old.
That's the reason.
To make it, you have to make as many characters as you can.
It's not like you can't do it.
It's not something you can do right away.
Isn't it possible with power pockets?
Power pockets are better.
That's right.
But you can't do power pockets, can you?
I want to see more power pockets.
That's what it is.
There's something about ninjas and stuff like that.
That's all.
Shimaoka.
Ninja Cooking.
What?
You're desperate to find new things to touch in the city.
Don't end it here.
It's too scary.
I'm going to pull out a book.
It's not easy for viewers to participate in a series like this.
It's easy to imagine because there's already material.
It's easy to say you want to go in casually.
It would be interesting if it was a doll.
It's scary.
The city of Gamazori was really tough for me.
It was really tough for me.
It's just scary.
The shooting is just scary.
Ryuji, are you okay?
I think there's something wrong with the source.
It says it's the opposite of K-2.
It's "Do it"
When Zetsuta said "do it", I thought I would definitely do it.
I decided to do it right before the opposite of K-2 was released.
It was said to me a long time ago.
You haven't done it yet.
You've already done DVD.
You said it simultaneously with Sivan Gillian.
I did.
You said it simultaneously with Sivan Gillian.
Can we put it in the list?
Don't put it in!
I'm scared!
I won't do it if you don't put it in!
I won't do it!
You really do it, don't you?
I do it!
If you put it in the list and get chosen, you do it, don't you?
Please don't choose it!
Just say it!
Once this
Well, from about a week
I will close the vote
By the way
Each one
The story that was supported by the most viewers
I will share it with you later
Since you have been chosen
Make it happen as much as possible
Please do your best
I can't think of anything
No, it's scary to slip between T2 and Schwangenion
Don't you really choose it?
Really
As I said at the beginning, even if you choose it, there are times when you can't do it.
This is a good example of T2 and Schwangenion.
This is dangerous.
Even if you say "When will you do it?" There is a possibility that you won't do it.
Please don't feel guilty.
Then you should choose what you can do together.
There is a chance of winning for each of you.
That's right.
Even if you choose and become first place.
T2 and Schwangenion are probably...
It's hard to say.
It's hard.
It's hard to say even if you become first place.
With this, the second "Boss Neta" will be released.
Everyone, please feel free to use "boss neta" as you like.
Look forward to the results.
Goodbye.